The Vintage Automobile Club of Ocean County, NJ welcomes you.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Are you sick of Winter yet? Are you tired of shoveling your sidewalk and
driveway, and scraping the ice off your windshield? Do you dread watching the
news of another upcoming storm, which means you’ll have to go to the
supermarket and stock up on a lot of stuff you don’t normally eat? Do you get
mad every time you have to put on boots and a coat just to get the mail? Is that
what’s troubling you, bunky?
Well, that’s too bad! I happen to like Winter. It gives me a chance to slow down
a little. The leaves are done. I can’t cut the grass. There are no insects buzzing
around me. And I get to read more.
What I really like about Winter are the memories. I come from a family of four
boys. When I was five years old, the four of us got our very own sleds for
Christmas. Flexible-Flyers. Each one had our name stenciled on the underside. I
think Santa Claus did that.
I didn’t have to wait long to use my sled because that year we had a White
Christmas. It seems we always had a White Christmas when I was a kid. In fact,
there always seemed to be snow on the ground during the entire Winter season.
Every kid in the neighborhood had a sled; a real sled, not one of those saucers
that were impossible to control. No sir, the steering on a Flexible-Flyer was
controlled by a wooden cross piece that was used with either your feet or hands,
depending if you descended the hill face first or feet first. Some kids sat upright
and controlled the steering with a rope that ran through the holes at the end of the
cross piece. Amateurs! Every kid knew the rope didn’t last long. If you happened
to ride over the rope, you not only slowed yourself down, but the rope soon frayed
into sections. The rope was only used to pull your sled back up the hill.
If you were really lucky, you lived in an area where a hill was a short distance
from your house, like a school with a long sloping lawn. That’s what I had, and it
was right next to my house. How lucky was that? We would start right after
breakfast. The whole gang arrived at around the same time. If you went down the
hill alone, you laid on your stomach; if you had a passenger, the two of you sat up.
Every downhill run was a race, with an ensuing race back up the hill, rope in hand.
After a while, you did the train. That’s where everybody lies on their stomach and
you fit the toes of your boots into the front part of the sled behind you. The
“engineer” tried his hardest to shake off the last two or three sleders by pulling
his cross piece very hard to the left and right, which sent the train into a whipping
If you were cold at first, you were sweating by lunch time. You could feel the
heat from your body coming out of your clothes, right across your face. When
you went home for lunch, your fingers were so cold it was hard to unbuckle your
boots. Not true boots really; they were overshoes with those now snow encrusted
buckles that wouldn’t loosen completely. Then you’d just kick off your boots with
your Buster-Browns still inside them.
Lunch was usually a grilled cheese sandwich on white bread, cut diagonally so
you could dunk the sandwich into your tomato soup. After lunch you relaxed a
while in front of the warm glow of your Admiral black and white TV and watched
Do you still hate Winter? Look out the window right now. Can you see who’s
there? It’s you in your one piece snow suit, with mittens and rosy cheeks.
And remember, bunky, never give up, never give up—that ship!
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